“Networking Without Being a Creep: Is It Possible?”

 

Networking. That word that sends actors into a cold sweat faster than “we’re going non-union.”

They say it’s all about who you know. But nobody tells you how to get to know them without coming across like you’re about to pitch them a pyramid scheme, ask to touch their aura, or slide them your résumé while they’re mid-sip of a $17 matcha.

So here we are:
Can you network without being a complete creep?
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yes—but it takes finesse, timing, and the ability to read the room (preferably before handing someone your headshot in a bar bathroom).

Here are a few hard-won truths from the trenches:

 1. "Don’t Be Weird" is Not Enough Guidance.
Everyone says this. But what does it mean? It means don’t lead with “Hi, I follow you on Instagram and I think your dog is cute and also I printed my script on scented paper, want to read it?”
It means maybe—just maybe—don’t corner someone at the craft table to explain your five-part web series about time-traveling goats.

2. Compliment Without Groveling.
It’s cool to say, “I loved your work in X.” It’s not cool to say, “You’re the reason I breathe and I named my succulents after your characters.”
(Unless they’re really into succulents. Then maybe.)

3. Talk Like a Human, Not a Walking IMDb Page.
Instead of flexing every credit you’ve ever had, try: “What was the most fun day on that shoot?” or “How’d you get involved in this?” Be curious without being clingy. Basically, flirt without being gross. Like networking foreplay. (But fully clothed. Please.)

4. Know When to Wrap It Up.
If their eyes glaze over or they suddenly remember an "important Zoom" with no Wi-Fi in sight… you’ve lingered too long.
Say thank you, smile, and make a graceful exit—before you become that person who accidentally follows them to the parking lot.

This Week’s Amazon Recommendation:

A Portable Breath Spray That Smells Like “I Respect Boundaries”
Okay, it’s just mint, but still—essential.
Nothing ruins a solid intro like leftover craft services hummus breath. 3 Count Mint Breath Spray Mouth Spray Oral Care Breath Freshener for All Ages 0.33OZ (10ML) Mint Lemon Flavor

 Your Turn:

What’s the weirdest “networking” encounter you’ve had?
Was it someone pitching their screenplay in a hot yoga class?
Did you accidentally insult someone’s reel before realizing they were standing behind you?
Tell me everything in the comments.

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Until next time, fake the confidence, sip the Prosecco, and network like a non-creepy boss.